Former Child Thinks Children Are Harming The Environment

by Vincent Cucchiara In a recent Collegian article, Antonia Jaramillo explains her belief that children are “causing more harm than good.” Jaramillo begins by describing some guy hitting on her at a party, which she seems to have misinterpreted as an attempt at scientific discourse. “The other night I was at a party when a man asked a group of us, ‘What is the most important thing for a living species?’ Most answered food, water or sunlight, but instead…

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CNN, “The Most Trusted Name in News,” Endorses Cuckolding… Seriously

by Sarah Nahrgang Do you think that loyalty and exclusivity matter in a committed relationship? You bigot! Your spouse who you’ve loved and adored for years could quite possibly be fantasizing about cuckolding, and indulging them in this fantasy could actually be healthy for your relationship. There’s nothing emasculating about watching another man have sex with your wife, no. On the contrary, it’s a good thing. Gone are the love and commitment expectations of yesteryear. The sweet pangs of…

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The Atlantic Responds to Right-Wing Populism on Campus

by Kevin Fenchak In Elaine Godfrey’s piece on the civil war taking place in College Republicans chapters across the country, the left-leaning Atlantic spends surprisingly little time disparaging Trump’s populist base, astounding for a magazine known as a magnet for GOP establishment whiners and former NYT writers. Among the representatives of this movement at Penn State, the piece has been surprisingly well-received. In fact, Godfrey gets certain things right that most coverage of the divide within the Republican party misses,…

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Collegian Columnist Undergoes Moral Crisis Over Clump of Cells

by Vincent CUCKiara An article was recently published in the Collegian entitled “We all need to respect our right to choose,” in which the author seems to be confused about the moral question of medical procedures. The column argues that those who support the “March For Life” hold anachronistic authoritarian beliefs condemning an action which ought to be the “choice” of the individual immediately affected, namely the mother of an unborn child. At several points, quite perplexingly, the author reveals…

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State College Women Disrupt Traffic in the Name Of Tolerance

by Vincent Cucchiara Approximately 300 women of all shapes and sizes gathered at the Allen street gates on Saturday, January 20th, with signs demonstrating their disapproval that, among other things, Donald Trump is the president of these United States. The occasion of this and many other such inconveniences is the one year commemoration of President Trump’s inauguration and the subsequent “Women’s March” on the nation’s capital. Followed by a few obedient beta males and token minorities, the p***y hat…

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Trump Announces the Winners of the Fake News Awards

By Jack T. Oscar season is boring. The movies can be quite good, but the awards show is the worst. It’s just a party for elitist, sex-harassing celebrities. The only award show that I want to see is President Trump’s first annual Fake News Awards. And after watching it, believe me, it was the best award show ever. In a nice tongue-in-cheek list, President Trump tallied the ten fakest new stories of 2017. I won’t go through all ten…

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“Win Bigly” Will Make You a Three-Dimensional Chess Master

by Jack T. Two years ago, cartoonist Scott Adams shook the brains of ordinary Americans, pundits, and “experts” when he called Trump a “master persuader” who would win in a landslide, while everyone else called him a “clown.” People said a cartoonist knew nothing about politics. Well, it turns out he knew a lot more than the “experts.” You’re probably wondering, how can a cartoonist predict the greatest upset in political history and leave the “experts” scratching their heads?…

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A Message to Female Students

by Sarah Nahrgang As our Christmas break comes to a close and the next semester quickly approaches, I’d like to take the time to say some much-needed words to my fellow women at Penn State, which are, to say the least, a bit controversial, though nonetheless necessary. They are necessary because no one else will tell you these things. Not your liberal professors, nor your feminist friends, nor your boomer parents. The social experiment that is feminism has failed…

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Ohio Bans Abortion, Only for Those Diagnosed with Down Syndrome

by Sarah Nahrgang On Friday, Gov. John Kasich of Ohio signed into law an abortion ban for pre-born babies diagnosed with Down syndrome, making Ohio the third state to do so. A similar law was struck down in an appeals court in Indiana, but a 2013 abortion ban from North Dakota still stands. As with any piece of pro-life legislation, this was primarily met with polarizing reactions from both sides of the abortion debate, with pro-lifers praising the new…

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JFK Files: Journalists Are Undercover CIA? Hitler Faked His Death? LBJ Was Responsible for JFK Assassination?

by Jack T. On October 26th 2017, President Donald Trump did something no President before him has done by releasing 2,800 of the remaining documents related to the assassination of President John F. Kennedy. He left the remaining 500 up for review ’til 2018. This is a major turning point in the fight against those in the Deep State and the CIA, who have been lobbying every President, including Trump, heavily not to release these documents to the public….

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