Former Governor Doesn’t Debate Former White House Easter Bunny

Former Governor of Vermont, Howard Dean, hosted by the College Democrats, joined former Press Secretary and former WH Easter Bunny Sean Spicer, hosted by the College Republicans, for the annual Great Debate to discuss Media and its influence on politics.… Continue Reading


Chinese PSU Student Expelled and Deported After Cheating on Entrance Exam

Pro-tip: if you aren’t smart enough to pass the Penn State entrance exam, you probably aren’t smart enough to get away with cheating on it. According to Reuters, former international Penn State student Leyi Huang will be sent back to China after admitting… Continue Reading


Penn State’s Left-Wing Vents Its Frustration at Being Openly Challenged

In a march which took place Monday, April 9th, Penn State’s gaggle of leftist radicals took up the good fight yet again. As we at The State Patriot detailed some days ago, the march took place under the banner of… Continue Reading


Exclusive TSP Exposé: Explosive Interview of Shadowy National Bolshevik Organization

After the chilling allegations of several groups at Penn State University maintaining ties to the National Bolshevik movement, many were left wondering exactly what this nefarious group stands for. I recently reached out to suspected members of the secretive National… Continue Reading